My local Starbucks has stopped feeding me pumpkin scones.

They say things like "oh, we didn't receive our shipment this week" or "yah I guess they're just really popular haha"

But I know the truth.

They're judging me. I can feel it.

Is it my fault that when fall comes around the only thing I wanna do is throw on a hoodie, jump inside a pumpkin and eat my way out of it?

I suppose it's up to me to get them to stop saying stuff like "sir, this is your 5th time in here today, we told you we don't have any left" and "you're scaring our other customers".

Pfft. Typical.

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Made with love (and tbh an obscene amount of pumpkin scones) by Patrick Antinozzi.